Fackelmayer, of course, was the guy who famously brought his dad along on his second date with Whitney Port on The City. While the two dated for a time, love seems to have no been in the cards for the two.

Laughably obvious as this strategy is, it at least makes sense to a certain degree. Deciding on Freddie Fackelmayer as the guy to fill the role? Not so much!

First, as N.Y. Magazine puts it, the commercial real estate broker has glaringly white bleached caps that "elevate his fake tan to Oompa Loompa proportions."



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