Falcon is a 38-year-old New Yorker who is doing his best to become a serious actor and filmmaker . He's five-foot-nine, with an average build and a boyish face. You'd never guess that the man standing before me is the same one who was measured on HBO's Private Dicks: Men Exposed at 13.5 inches -- longer than your average wine bottle. And it's just as thick.
The attention Falcon really craves, however, is as an actor. And up to this point, much of his work has been as an uncredited extra.
If you watch The Sopranos episode in which Paulie finds out that his mother is really his aunt, you'll see him as a hospital orderly. This is work that's called "paying your dues." Falcon has been a juror on Law & Order (and it must have been a hung jury). He was a mental patient in the Oscar-winning A Beautiful Mind and a barfly on Ed.
His scene from Sex and the City was cut, but how could Samantha not have dated him?
"I've had bigger roles in indie films," he told, "the kind that don't get listed on IMDB."
"Porn?" when asked.
"Of course not," he replied. "I'm a SAG actor. If I did porn, nobody would take me seriously. Nobody. And Nobody would care about the size of my penis."
"Why?"
"Because porn actors all lie about the size of their penis," he says. "I've been measured on TV."
"If anyone knows what it's like to have a big penis and be looking for a break," he says, "it's me."
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