My biggest takeaway from the Sofia Vergara hosted "Saturday Night Live" is that, boy, Sofia Vergara sure does like to yell. And she's quite talented at doing so. Vergara is so talented at yelling that last night she even had the power to circumvent the volume setting on my television. Vergara was better than expected, if, for no other reason, the show put her in easy situations. (Hence the yelling, I suppose.) Oh, and Gilly was back. But there is good news, as newcomer Kate McKinnon, eventually, had a pretty decent debut episode. After a month's hiatus, it's time for a very noisy Scorecard.

"You might have noticed I have a bit of an accent sometimes," Vergara said after hitting the stage in a skin-tight, cleavage-baring bustier dress. "I love it. This accent makes anything sound sexy. Listen, ‘gonorrhea, New Jersey, Rick Santorum.' So, tonight, please forgive me if you cannot understand what I say, and I will forgive you for staring at my chest the whole night."

And after waving to her son Manolo in the audience (and her young-looking fake grandparents) it was on with the show.

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